What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear