What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.