What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.