What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.