What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.