What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar