How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.