Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Vegetable Garden Jokes More Vegetable Garden Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!