What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!