What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.