What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P