What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Subwoofer Jokes More Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie