Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Timothy Jokes More Timothy Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.