Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie