Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a black man on the ISS?

An astronaut.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"