Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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You have served your porpoise.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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An Easter basket case!

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.