What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...