Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.