What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.