What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Bawl Jokes More Bawl Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...