Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.