Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum?

Free fap material

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!