What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!