How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips