What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.