What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!