What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.