What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.