What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.