They both get toe food
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
An attack dog in a preschool.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
He forgot his Loggins
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
They are both very pedantic
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
I think we should sea otter people.
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
