What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...