What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars