How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.