How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.