What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI