What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What do the french call 4/20?

80