Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11