Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.