What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.