He looks for the punchline
Just-ice!"
A rottweiller.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Because he had to go with.
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.