What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.