How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence