How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence