How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence