What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil