What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.