What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.