Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Pop.

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A BOOick.

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A bus full of rednecks

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Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating