How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...