What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!