What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.