What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.