What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !