What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself