Thanks mum xD
He dumped his girlfriend.
Three Reichs and you're out
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
His first mate
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.