How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.