How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.