How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.