How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)