How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"