What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall