What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded