How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.