How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."