Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there