Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.