Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.