What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.