Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.