Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !