How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.