What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.