He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
He saw stars.
One is real and the other isn't.
Elephants have good memory
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
He couldn't make hands meet.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
A Bill Cosby.
she hits women
neither of us can last more than a minute :(
